Carrie Fisher and I broke into an office building. We broke open a safe to steal vinyl records. It turns out they were made of cocaine. We had to run across a field with sprinklers going off and a security guard throwing bananas at us and chasing us.
As much as I wish Incredibles 2 came out sooner than 14 years after the first, a part of me wishes they waited 15 years to release it so we could use this gif
Keep an eye out for this pride flag! If you encounter someone with this pride flag as their icon, do yourself a favor and block/report them. This is the MAP pride flag. For those who don’t know, MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, more commonly known as a pedophile. The MAP community is filled with adults who openly admit to having sexual feelings towards children, and post about how they fantasize about underaged children. It’s sick and disgusting, and these depraved individuals try and use tumblr as a platform to normalize their perversions. They appropriate the experiences of the LGBT community by feigning systematic oppression, and comparing the rightful societal condemnation of pedophiles to the violent persecution of the LGBT community, which isn’t even remotely comparable. It’s honestly reprehensible that they’d take advantage of pride by making a flag like this. It’s incrediblly dangerous because unifying symbols such as this create a platform for pedophiles to prey on children, and spread pedophilia-enabling rhetoric. Please spread this around if you can, and if you are a minor, don’t bother interacting with these scumbags. It’s not worth putting yourself in danger to call these people out or try to get them to see the error of their ways. Stay safe everyone!
It looks like the “Creator” of the flag is @/dont-mistake-our-geography, she is an avid MAP supporter and possible MAP herself. She has her main blog in her title under “stennastims” which she says she’ll follow from! So, if you get followed from either! Block them!
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What the ever loving fuck is goin on with these sickos!?!?!
signal boosting this awareness, holy shit what the ever loving fuck?
My roommate and I had just marathoned Devilman: Crybaby. Well, in the dream what we watched was wrong, and the final arc was actually about Devilman having to face off against Bibleman.
hello. i am writing to let you know you did good job on the stars, and also on cats.
yours respectfully, me
dear universe,
in the original post of this, it says “dogs” where it now says “cats”. i do not know when (or how) it got changed, but i am glad that someone loved cats enough to do that, because i love my dog and i also love my cats and i felt bad about not mentioning it that first time. i’m also glad for all the tags where people told me what i should have added (like libraries and waffles and maple syrup) and i am glad for all the comments about how much they love their pets (and some people have such cool pets!)
i kind of think, universe, if we are your children, this is our macaroni art. see, see, see, you gave us a little bit of the stars, and we’ve made our own constellations. we tried to give back to you by making art and music and books and bad poetry and our laughter and our love and our tv dramadies. we took pictures of the night sky and pictures of sunsets and pictures of dew, we fell in love with space and the rivers and the rain. i personally have my desktop background as a picture of one of your nebulas. your hair looked great that day.
i think…. you did a good job, universe, on the stars, and what the stars became, because you put us together and yes, yes, things might be terrible - but good gracious did we make so many things worth loving, worth writing to you about, worth telling you - thank you, i’m taking the spark you put in me and using it to be kind, to be alive, to be wildly fierce about our gardens and gentle about our pets.
so hello. i amend my previous memo. i am writing to let you know you did a good job on the stars, and on my dog and my cats and the lizard i kept illegally in my apartment. and universe, i hope you’re watching, because some of the people you made? they’re great, universe, and they’re full of love, just endlessly capable of loving. and they give me hope.
and through them, universe, that’s you. that’s how the stars sing.
Look, guys, I work as a security guard at an office tower in Seattle. We have certain policies in place that we are supposed to follow. Sometimes those policies change, as I’m sure that most/all of you are aware. So I can’t imagine that working security at Disney is that much different than working where I work.
Places like Disney or any other amusement park have a list of items that they cannot allow. Sometimes it’s pretty stupid and ridiculous, but there is prob'ly a reason for it. It’s not to purposefully inconvenience you or your family or anything. Thiking that you are above the law (or, in this case, security) and then bitching how you would have to walk a mile back to your hotel and refuse is so shitty.
I walk at least three miles a day, minimum, to and from the bus to go to work. Walking that far doesn’t take that much time. And I’m not really in shape, but it takes 20-30 minutes to walk a mile and a half (variables, though, include petting the animals on my way home or talking to my folks on the phone, among other things). He just didn’t wanna go in with the kids and Taylor and used the distance he’d have to walk to put his garbage $30 multitool wallet either back in the rental car they had or in the hotel. Which, by the by, they offer shuttles to and from some hotels by Disney and to the parking area.
He wasn’t allowed in the park because he wasn’t being cooperative. Normally, uncooperative people are not allowed in places like that because they cannot follow rules. Why would Disneyland risk letting him in if Gerg is throwing a huge hissy fit over a shitty multitool wallet that he can just replace for cheaper than he got it for? I’m sure that Taylor and the kids enjoyed Disneyland more without him, though, lmao
It’s basically impossible to move your eyes smoothly unless they’re unfocused, but Superman’s heat vision moves perfectly smoothly when he turns his head. Either Kryptonians have incredible control over their eye movements, or Superman is just blindly firing lasers out of his eyes.
its funny how a lot of pregnant girls say stuff like “im not going to have any medication/drugs during the birth” “i won’t need any” props to you girl, but when my time comes, pump me full of everything that you got
every single goddamn site now has a little pop-up whining about my ad blocker, but not a single one promises me an actual human being has vetted their ads to make sure they’re not malware, wildly inappropriate, or migraine fuel.
gosh, it’s a big ol’ mystery why i still have the blocker on.
it’s like when a guy you’re with starts whining about your insistence on condoms but when you ask him if he can prove he’s clean he just keeps going on and on about how baaaaad condoms feel so you know the answer is ‘dump him’
like no, sorry, CNN.com, we can’t ‘just get warmed up’, viruses don’t work like that, also goodbye forever
>cop gets called because woman was worried her husband was going to harm himself
>tries to shoot barking dog
>in a room full of 4 children
>misses entirely
>hits 9 year old girl in the face
TBH it should’ve awarded the mother the right to beat his face in on the spot for shooting a gun near her children and hitting one of them.
If your first instinct to a dog barking - you know, the only sound they make with their mouths - is to shoot at it, especially in a room full of children, you probably don’t have the temperament necessary for law enforcement, and at the absolute least you need a hell of a lot more training so your first instinct isn’t to grab the gun and shoot.
Shit like this is why we need more training for US law enforcement, preferably with an emphasis on nonviolent resolution.
I’d say that that goes beyond not being police material and into “this person should never be allowed to carry a gun, ever”.
If you’re first response at a barking dog you think is dangerous s to fire off two rounds from a handgun in a crowded room full of children instead of something like macing it you have serious issues.
I’m gonna say this one is less a case for “more training”, and rather a case for “more screening”.
