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the-real-ted-cruz: emotionally-compromised-idiot: ladynorbert: ...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:22:30 -0500

emotionally-compromised-idiot:

ladynorbert:

unprecedented-terror:

gaytotodile:

This is an actual tweet by dennys

UHM OH MY FUCKING GOD???

YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE PICTURE I HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS ACTUALLY SOMETHING TO SEE

Shhsgdjhshzbja

i was expecting the light reflections in the syrup to be loss but what i got was very much not that

one-time-i-dreamt: Carrie Fisher and I broke into an office building. We broke open a safe to steal...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:21:52 -0500

one-time-i-dreamt:

Carrie Fisher and I broke into an office building. We broke open a safe to steal vinyl records. It turns out they were made of cocaine. We had to run across a field with sprinklers going off and a security guard throwing bananas at us and chasing us.

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:21:30 -0500

gallifreyan-queen19: As much as I wish Incredibles 2 came out sooner than 14 years after the first,...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:20:03 -0500

gallifreyan-queen19:

As much as I wish Incredibles 2 came out sooner than 14 years after the first, a part of me wishes they waited 15 years to release it so we could use this gif

itsagifnotagif: Stop asking Seth Everman asks for his answertime and instead ask me questions so I...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:19:39 -0500

itsagifnotagif:

Stop asking Seth Everman asks for his answertime and instead ask me questions so I feel validated while he is being famous next to me

browningtons: carnival-phantasm: celticpyro: nebraskanime: ru...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:28:23 -0500

browningtons:

carnival-phantasm:

celticpyro:

nebraskanime:

runningrepublican:

sehnsuchtistsograusam:

Ed, Edd, and Eddy’s neighborhood

This helps a ton.

A lot of shit went down in that small space.

@fictional-map-of-the-day

Every single location is a PvP enabled zone

where we droppin lads

ishthatbepoppin: wakeupmarch: “hey can i have some of...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:28:23 -0500

ishthatbepoppin:

wakeupmarch:

“hey can i have some of y-”

When someone tries to take my phone

siawiki:HDHSHSBDDFBFBDHDD

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:02:13 -0500

siawiki:

HDHSHSBDDFBFBDHDD

darkbookworm13: stars8melanin: theshellcollecter: soldierpallaton: bad-post-pikachu: MINORS ON...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:01:37 -0500

darkbookworm13:

stars8melanin:

theshellcollecter:

soldierpallaton:

bad-post-pikachu:

MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE

Keep an eye out for this pride flag! If you encounter someone with this pride flag as their icon, do yourself a favor and block/report them. This is the MAP pride flag. For those who don’t know, MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, more commonly known as a pedophile. The MAP community is filled with adults who openly admit to having sexual feelings towards children, and post about how they fantasize about underaged children. It’s sick and disgusting, and these depraved individuals try and use tumblr as a platform to normalize their perversions. They appropriate the experiences of the LGBT community by feigning systematic oppression, and comparing the rightful societal condemnation of pedophiles to the violent persecution of the LGBT community, which isn’t even remotely comparable. It’s honestly reprehensible that they’d take advantage of pride by making a flag like this. It’s incrediblly dangerous because unifying symbols such as this create a platform for pedophiles to prey on children, and spread pedophilia-enabling rhetoric. Please spread this around if you can, and if you are a minor, don’t bother interacting with these scumbags. It’s not worth putting yourself in danger to call these people out or try to get them to see the error of their ways. Stay safe everyone!

It looks like the “Creator” of the flag is @/dont-mistake-our-geography, she is an avid MAP supporter and possible MAP herself. She has her main blog in her title under “stennastims” which she says she’ll follow from! So, if you get followed from either! Block them!

BOOST

What the ever loving fuck is goin on with these sickos!?!?!

signal boosting this awareness, holy shit what the ever loving fuck?

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:00:35 -0500

iamburdened: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Don’t you believe? They can prove with mathematics. Guys, she did it. And...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:58:41 -0500

iamburdened:

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Don’t you believe? They can prove with mathematics.

Guys, she did it. And and we had no idea.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Bonus*

one-time-i-dreamt: My roommate and I had just marathoned Devilman: Crybaby. Well, in the dream what...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:58:13 -0500

one-time-i-dreamt:

My roommate and I had just marathoned Devilman: Crybaby. Well, in the dream what we watched was wrong, and the final arc was actually about Devilman having to face off against Bibleman.

lostgansey: inkskinned: inkskinned: dear universe; hello. i am writing to let you know you did...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:57:58 -0500

lostgansey:

inkskinned:

inkskinned:

dear universe;

hello. i am writing to let you know you did good job on the stars, and also on cats.

yours respectfully,
me

dear universe,

in the original post of this, it says “dogs” where it now says “cats”. i do not know when (or how) it got changed, but i am glad that someone loved cats enough to do that, because i love my dog and i also love my cats and i felt bad about not mentioning it that first time. i’m also glad for all the tags where people told me what i should have added (like libraries and waffles and maple syrup) and i am glad for all the comments about how much they love their pets (and some people have such cool pets!)

i kind of think, universe, if we are your children, this is our macaroni art. see, see, see, you gave us a little bit of the stars, and we’ve made our own constellations. we tried to give back to you by making art and music and books and bad poetry and our laughter and our love and our tv dramadies. we took pictures of the night sky and pictures of sunsets and pictures of dew, we fell in love with space and the rivers and the rain. i personally have my desktop background as a picture of one of your nebulas. your hair looked great that day.

i think…. you did a good job, universe, on the stars, and what the stars became, because you put us together and yes, yes, things might be terrible - but good gracious did we make so many things worth loving, worth writing to you about, worth telling you - thank you, i’m taking the spark you put in me and using it to be kind, to be alive, to be wildly fierce about our gardens and gentle about our pets.

so hello. i amend my previous memo. i am writing to let you know you did a good job on the stars, and on my dog and my cats and the lizard i kept illegally in my apartment. and universe, i hope you’re watching, because some of the people you made? they’re great, universe, and they’re full of love, just endlessly capable of loving. and they give me hope.

and through them, universe, that’s you. that’s how the stars sing.

yours respectfully,
me

This is the most beautiful thing

laysiaprincess: thebrazenbewilderment: Ayyyyyye! I’M IN LOVE...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:34:41 -0500

laysiaprincess:

thebrazenbewilderment:

Ayyyyyye!

I’M IN LOVE WITH THIS

nayx:hm. didn’t want to see this

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:34:09 -0500

nayx:

hm. didn’t want to see this

friendly-animals:Reblog for Good Luck!

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:32:29 -0500

friendly-animals:

Reblog for Good Luck!

verycooltrash: harryslittlebeast: lydiogames: lydiogames: tumblr is the only social media site...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:32:17 -0500

verycooltrash:

harryslittlebeast:

lydiogames:

lydiogames:

tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

God bless whoever wrote that comment

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:30:48 -0500

yungstank: this is it this is the vine that killed me

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:30:37 -0500

yungstank:

this is it

this is the vine that killed me

darkwingsnark: He was honestly the only normal character in...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:27:10 -0500

darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie.